This is my favorite lair. Underneath the sink, tucked away so far that Anne Elisabeth cannot reach me!
I am quite dangerous and feral when I lurk under the sink.
Sometimes I like to lurk in the recycling box. I can only do this right after Rohan has emptied, though, so it's kind of a treat:
Another great spot I have found is Rohan's desk, right on top of the computer.
This works out well because I can always get Rohan to pet me while he works. And if he won't, I can chew the cords and make certain he pays attention!
I really like boxes:
Especially when they're full of crackly paper. Those make the best lairs!
When I was little, I liked to lurk under chairs just out of Anne Elisabeth's reach. Especially if I'd been a little wicked and she was using her "MINERVA LOUISE!" voice at me.
She'll never find me!
I used to like lurking in Anne Elisabeth's doll house. Some of those rooms made for excellent lairs!
But after we moved to Rooglewood, the doll house was sent to the basement, so I don't get to lurk there anymore. Too bad! But I have other good spots. Rohan, being wonderful, often brings home a good box:
I live here now.
And at Christmas time, I get a really wonderful lair! No one ever finds me lurking there!
Most Evil Christmas Present.
But of course, there's not much good in lairs or lurking if you don't once in a while surprise someone! My best surprise ever was when I sneaked up into the coffee-cup cabinet and lurked:
Gottcha! With my phaser eyes!
Teehee! Rohan is so much more fun than Anne Elisabeth.
So there you have all my favorite spots. But right now, I can't lurk. There's a spot of afternoon sunshine calling my name, and who ever heard of lurking in sunshine?